An Invitation To President Romney To Sustain The Brethren

Dear Brother President Romney,

Recent legislation concerning [CHECK ONE: __Healthcare _Religion _Insurance Regulation _Financial Oversight _ Charitable Tax Codes _Malls  __Other________] has the possible possibility of infringing on our sacred right to [CHECK ONE: __Not Provide Birth Control, or other procedures we deem spiritually unnecessary _Do As We Please As A “Religion” (Wink Wink), Including Funding Political Campaigns __Do As We Please With No Oversight In The Insurance And/Or Financial Industry ___Not Pay Taxes On Our Corporation Sole’s Revenue or Assets __Intimidate  __Produce Rubbish We Call Religion __Other].  We, The Presiding Brethren of the Presiding Presidency of the Corporation Sole of the President of the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints do hereby:

___Invite

___Encourage

___Challenge

___Passive-Aggresively Lean On You

___Cajole

___Whine

___Threaten Vaguely

To [CHECK ONE: ____Veto  ___Sign With A Statement Excluding “the Church” ___Ignore] the said [CHECK ONE or MORE: ___discriminatory,  ___anti-religion, ____anti-Mormon __Anti-Capitalist  __Anti-Money  __Anti-Me __Anti-Onah ___Anti-Mall] legislation.

The Brethren Have Spoken, even as we did in times of old, as when in July 2012, concerning the building of a giant MTC, utterly against our promises to never build so high to Heaven:   see here:  http://www.heraldextra.com/article_f0b1b074-f5e3-5eb2-ac71-aa230e5c1239.html

Signed,

The Computer Who Signs The Name Legally Named As The Corporation Sole, Being The Corporation Of The President Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints.

PHOTO: Old Lady (Possibly a witch? or Lesbian Socialist Witch?) Who Accepted Our Invitation To Take Down Her Balloons:

Protest rises over church's proposed 9-story MTC building

2 thoughts on “An Invitation To President Romney To Sustain The Brethren

  1. I noticed this unfortunate episode was also reported in the Salt Lake Tribune.

    I remember the day when an “invitation” meant something about hospitality.

    • rather than hostility, but that is the age we live in: words mean their opposite, when used by those at the top and the bottom of the power ladder (which is great for the abs!)

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