Dear Brother President Romney,
Recent legislation concerning [CHECK ONE: __Healthcare _Religion _Insurance Regulation _Financial Oversight _ Charitable Tax Codes _Malls __Other________] has the possible possibility of infringing on our sacred right to [CHECK ONE: __Not Provide Birth Control, or other procedures we deem spiritually unnecessary _Do As We Please As A "Religion" (Wink Wink), Including Funding Political Campaigns __Do As We Please With No Oversight In The Insurance And/Or Financial Industry ___Not Pay Taxes On Our Corporation Sole's Revenue or Assets __Intimidate __Produce Rubbish We Call Religion __Other]. We, The Presiding Brethren of the Presiding Presidency of the Corporation Sole of the President of the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints do hereby:
___Passive-Aggresively Lean On You
To [CHECK ONE: ____Veto ___Sign With A Statement Excluding "the Church" ___Ignore] the said [CHECK ONE or MORE: ___discriminatory, ___anti-religion, ____anti-Mormon __Anti-Capitalist __Anti-Money __Anti-Me __Anti-Onah ___Anti-Mall] legislation.
The Brethren Have Spoken, even as we did in times of old, as when in July 2012, concerning the building of a giant MTC, utterly against our promises to never build so high to Heaven: see here: http://www.heraldextra.com/article_f0b1b074-f5e3-5eb2-ac71-aa230e5c1239.html
The Computer Who Signs The Name Legally Named As The Corporation Sole, Being The Corporation Of The President Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints.
PHOTO: Old Lady (Possibly a witch? or Lesbian Socialist Witch?) Who Accepted Our Invitation To Take Down Her Balloons: