Mormon Creed

The New Mormon Creed: That’s a Clown Question, Bro.

Now useful in the following dialogues:

As a Mormon, you must really like Mitt Romney?

How does the story of Nephi and Laban apply to your daily life?

How has City Creek Mall made you a better person?

How many of you guys brought your manuals today?

When can we come over to home teach you guys?

Do you accept this calling from the Lord?

Is there anything we can do for you?

Lucifer, what is this thou hast done?