By The Numbers: Church Charity as Percentage

The following entities have higher percentage of whatnot than the Corp. of The President has in Charitable Giving of its Estimated Assets:

Poverty rate in Utah (11.5%) (Been there, done that)

Alcohol in Utah Beer (3.2%) (not so much…actually never)

African Americans in Utah (1.3%) (not that I know of)

Polygamists in Utah (2.5%) (nope)

Lesbians in Utah (1%) (umm…)

Percent of Utah State budget that goes toward “Corrections” of convicted felons (2.6) (hopefully not)

Percent of adult Utahns who used an opioid not prescribed to them (2-3) (nope)

Surgeries Cosmetic versus non-elective (medical) in Utah (66%) (probably should, but no)

Percentage of Aborted Pregnancies in Utah County, Utah (2.3%) (no)

 

You know where this is going…while the math isn’t strictly correct, would you be more likely to be given a combined breast augmentation – abortion in Utah County, by a convicted black lesbian using opioids as a sedative, attended to by a poor polygamist hermaphrodite getting a buzz from a beer… OR (as an average American) find yourself receiving humanitarian aid from the Corporation of the President of the Church?

That’s a Clown Question, Bro.

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One thought on “By The Numbers: Church Charity as Percentage

  1. rockwaterman1 says:

    That story of the unusable contributions sent to China sounds like us Mormons alright. We’ll keep something until it rots, then give the old thing to charity feeling we’ve done someone some good.

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