Primary Program Perversities Got You In the Ring-A-Ding Dumps???

The next time your ward’s Primary children will be compelled to say things that children should not be repeating in public, after having them whispered in their ears, you’ll be prepared:

INNNNNNTROOOOOOODUUUUUCINGGGGGG!!!!

PRIMARY AUDIO CENSORS ($35.89)

earphone

It is cheaper and more legal than getting stoned before church,

and not as bad as driving a railroad spike through your ears.

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