My book review of Prezident T.S. Monson’s latest opus, as posted on Amazon:
this be a shoutout to yall Mod Prophz!
HEY OOOOHHHHHH! hashtag #modprophz
Just came cross this new book o scrip-chure:
KRAYZZZZ like JAYZZZZ.
It’s like straight outta the Bible, yo, this boy, his name be Tommy, he OFF Da HOOK! ##modprophz
He getz a kray-z notion to light a locofoco, just ta watch the world burn!
And BOOOYAAA it BURRNSS, baby.
But he outruns it, and then some guys come along and puts out da fire.
But for like a page, I was all, “is he gonna make it? is he?” and like, “why god, won’t you save tommy?” He only made this one mistake, and you all, you gonna burn his ass up?? That be harsh, god, mad propz.
And the pichures was like, Wha????? No he di’unt.
—————————–yes, that is the review.
I will submit it to Mormon Studies Review, I suppose. They like this sort of intellectual grabassery, being serious pranksters.
But my personal favorite of T-Mon’s revelations is surely, You Gotta Wanna:
Notice his plom de neum, or “pen name” for you philistines out there.