Help With Project

A few friends (who often contribute to this blog) and I have published an app for Android phones:

A Keyboard.  A clever keyboard called KeyJeeBoard.

This keyboard is unlike others, for reasons explained at the Google Play Store.

KeyJeeBoard comes in a Full Version and a Free Trial Version.

Please download and positively review this app (while alerting us to bugs, of course).  And promote it as widely as possible, wherever appropriate.

It is appropriate for all ages, and for all races, religions, and creeds, sexual orientations and gender identities.

It makes typing on a mobile device a little more human friendly.  And it’s pretty cool, and was made by a some good guys (they did most of the work, really).


I am asking you for help with getting this project more widely known, to give it some legs.




The Restored Production Teams Striving To Build Trust and Lead Like the Savior

Just a little end-of-year light minded reading, courtesy of employment ads.  I was supposed to be looking for a real job, but couldn’t resist the mental-linguistic train wreck brought about by these solicitations to hire.

I’ve mixed in a fake, maybe, just to see if you can pass an updated version of the famous Turing Test…

  1. Project Manager:The purpose of this position is to spread the message of the restored Church of Jesus Christ around the world. This is accomplished in part through the creation of engaging, unified messaging with greater reach and efficiency. Church messages are delivered via television, film, web, print, mobile, social media, and other delivery channels in multiple languages. We always seek new, improved, and more innovative ways to bring the world unto Christ.

    More specifically, the Project Manager 3 manages large projects on behalf of internal Product Managers and Directors.  Projects may include social media campaigns, advertising campaigns, video production, SEO and data analysis, and the support of complex web properties.  Projects require strategic planning and the establishment of best practices in accomplishing the needed work.  Projects are highly complex and public facing.

  2. International Fonts Manager (not baptismal):The purpose of this position is to help successfully internationalize all print and media of the restored Church of Jesus Christ around the world.  We constantly seek improvement in our ability to bring all the world unto Christ. Church messages delivered via various channels (eg print, web, mobile, software applications, and social media) need considerable technical font expertise to carry them effectively into multiple languages and cultures.

    The International Fonts Manager has a vital leadership role in the global production of successfully localized products and messaging.  This includes responsibility for licensing, acquisitions, modifications, and maintenance of all fonts.

    Further, this manager is a key resource in ensuring that new products and sites can be properly internationalized by collaborating with production groups and subject matter experts to ensure that technology, tools, and fonts work successfully in both production and delivery channels.

  3. Social Media Manager: Our Social Media Managers are industry experts in using social media marketing to convey powerful messages.  We research concepts, draft posts, schedule and publish content, compile published assets and supporting documentation to submit for Intellectual Property and Correlation clearance, moderate community conversations, compile analytics reports, and make strategic recommendations based on data and product plans. We both develop and manage the scope, schedule, and budget of our client’s social media deliverables. And we oversee the production teams involved in this work, striving to build trust and lead like the Savior.

4. Missionary Mobile Device Operations Specialist:



  • Bachelor’s degree or 3+ years of operations experience
  • Technical fluency and experience with mobile devices, such as iPads, iPhones, and Android devices
  • Proficient in PC and mobile device use and troubleshooting
  • Command of Microsoft Outlook, Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
  • Polished verbal and written communication abilities
  • Comfortable working with missionaries, families of missionaries, priesthood leaders, mission presidents, missionary department leaders, and partners
  • Energetic, enthusiastic, self-starter
  • LDS Church member worthy to hold a temple recommend


  • Served a full-time proselyting mission
  • Served in a mobile device mission
  • International experience

5. Customer Development Manager:

The mission of this position is to help Church members fulfill their divinely appointed responsibility to discover their families through family history methods, submit their names to the temple for saving ordinances, and to help bring souls unto CHRIST.

I have an opening on my team for a Customer Development Manager. This key influencer will help developers and executives at FamilySearch deliver new solutions to help customers easily and joyfully do the jobs they want to do.


  • Spend time with customers to learn the types of family history activities they want to do.
  • Interact with internal and external developers and test their solutions to understand industry directions and the tradeoffs of each solution.
  • Examine current data to find new potential opportunities for the organization. Summarize these findings effectively and present them to executives.
  • Help internal clients create hypotheses matching customer segments with their problems and potential solutions. Build and test minimum viable products (MVPs) with customers to learn which solutions customers value.
  • Collect, summarize, and share test results with internal and external managers and executives. Influence them to develop scalable products and services around MVPs whose value has been proven.
  • Identify, analyze, and respond to project risk. Manage expectations of key stakeholders. Manage project task lists and timelines. Ensure timely project completion. Ensure projects will satisfy the needs of customers.
  • Study and divide large customer segments into smaller segments that can be effectively targeted. Create personas for each segment.
  • Help internal clients create promotion or training materials that show how new products or services can help customers do the jobs they want to do.



It’s so much like the New Testament Church, really eerie.  Remember when Peter and Paul sought to create engaging messagizing to oh whatever? I can’t even fake this way of speaking any longer.  If you wonder why “the church” seems rather different from the old one you grew up in, the absolute take over by technofascism and its genre of jargony jargonizing may have something to do with that estrangement.  That corporation is especially vulnerable to two broader cultural practices: finance and technocracy, both converging in the Gospel.

Yet again, it is impossible to determine the different between satire and the thing subject to satire, when dealing with the corporation.  And there’s no fun in that, really.  I don’t think the Book of Mammon could even be written today. What I satirized in the Book of Mammon seems tame when compared with the half-decade old, newizing reality.


Books To Consider

A list with links to books I’ve written, that you might benefit from, if read.  And yes, you do actually have to read them, to understand what I’m saying.  Does that mean you’ll understand what I’m saying, just because you’ve read them?  Maybe not, but reading does help.

The Book of Mammon

City of Saints: An Opera’s Libretto in Five Acts

The Abridging Works



The Cultural History of the Book of Mormon

Volume One: Setting, A Foundation, Of Stones to Stumble Over

Volume Two A: Voicing Being Power

Volume Two B: Follies Epic and Novel

Volume Three (Beta): The Cycles of Deep Sleep

Volume Three (Delta Waves): The Cycles of Deep Sleep

Volume Four A: What Dreams Have Come

Volume Four B: Bodies of Word

Volume Five: Book Fantasia



Broken News! Machines Un-Sea-Lion The Book of Nephi! Re-Reform Egypt Word To See!

I give to you the Machine Translation of the First Chapter of the Book of Nephi.  Newly restored to its Arabic-Hebrew Origins!  Original Chiasmus Revealed, as is the true story of Lehi, in what appears to be a briefly jotted diary of Nevers, aka, Oasis.

The number of Nevers
Office & administration.
Lehi and Sariah‘s wife and children 4 and …
Name: (beginning with the oldest) Samuel, Sam, page, wings.
Lord warns Lehi in Jerusalem, Israel. G-d the people concerned, ONAM.
They want to ruin his life. The trip takes three days.
Into the desert with his family. Man in Nivelles.
Weritornith to Israel after log in.
Jews. Account suffering. They take girls.
Ishmael to wife. They take their families and go.
Talking. Suffering. And in the desert.
During their travel. They come to the water.
Neve brothers rebel against him. He konvondith, and
With the ship. They call the name of the place bountiful. They
Crossing the great water to the promised land, and so on. This
Calculation of OASIS; In other words, me, Neve, writing this record.
Chapter 1
1 OASIS, was born to parents fun! Even I, Learning about learning, my father… And after seeing Many lesion in my day, however, there already a favorite to God all my life; Yes, he has Good knowledge of the mystery of God.  This is why I’m making my record of proceedings in my days.

2 In my father’s language, it: These include the study of Jews and language Egypt.

3 and I know that I give is correct and not to do it. With his hand, as far as I know it.

and 13 early in the freshman year. The reign of zedekiah King of Judah, (my father, Lehi, In Jerusalem at the same time), and in the same year. Prophets ‘ expectations many people have. Repentance, or the great city of Jerusalem must be destroyed!

5 and it came to pass that my father, Israel freedom fighters, also went. Pray to God, but from the heart, On behalf of the people.
6 weviai as he prayed to Hashem, by hook or by crook!  Pillar of fire sat on a rock in front of him, and he saw. I’ve heard a lot, and because of the things which we have seen and heard this:
Earthquake shaking so!
7, Vijay and he returned home. Jerusalem.  He flung himself on his bed to help with The spirit.  The things that he saw!
8 and so it is with the Holy Spirit, In the vision, although he saw heaven opened and he thought it was,
I saw the Lord sitting on a Chair, surrounded by several Netivot angels in the attitude of singing and praising About God.
9 weviai saw one descending In the midst of heaven, and he predicted that Brcko was over The Sun at noon.
10 and he also saw 12 others follow.  Their All the stars in the sky.
11, the name of the Earth! And I came, my father stood before him. Multiple integral, he needs to read.
12 and this time read. Vijay was full …The spirit of God.
13 and he said: Wu, Wu, to Jerusalem. Profanity only!. Yes, a lot of reading to my father. With regard to Jerusalem, it was supposed to be destroyed, and Him; have to die by the sword, and many Should be a prisoner to Babylo.
14 weviai when he called, my father! And see a lot of wonderful things, lots of things. The masters, that’s wonderful!  Your work, Sir, Blessed be!
And a high palate! And, And compassion, all the inhabitants of the Earth, Are you…art merciful, hatch, can’t stand it. Come to you because they will be lost!
15 and after this manner of language did my father. In praise of God, the soul is not happy!  And everything. In full, because the things I see, Yes, Jesus showed him.
16 and now I am, Neve, did not provide a full description.
My dad says that Jehovah God was many things. He saw in visions and dreams; My grandfather‘s House, and he also wrote, “There are a lot of things.” He predicted his children, from….I don’t do full account.
17 but I will make my account in my day. Here I am, my father’s record shortcut:

Dishes made with hands! Why?  After The default for record sums.

Life itself.
18. therefore, you should know that after I see a lot of wonderful things for my father, Lehi, With regard to the destruction of Jerusalem, and here he comes between people and declare them. Things we’ve seen and heard!